Hatchet Job of the Day
We never expected Vampires Suck to be a masterpiece, but who knew Jim Davidson incited such vitriol?
Vampires Suck comes from the writing-directing team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, against whom, on the basis of their past efforts, worldwide film reviewers have issued the critical equivalent a homicidal fatwa. They wrote the original Scary Movie (2000) and directed Date Movie (2006), Epic Movie (2007), Meet the Spartans (2008) and Disaster Movie (also 2008).
That’s an all-night marathon of lame business I would not wish on Jim Davidson.
Read Tim Robey’s review in the Telegraph and all the others here.